Tuesday, May 12, 2009

SiMpLiCiTy

HIS DIARY VS. HER DIARY

Here is a good example of difference between Men and Women.....

HER DIARY

Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a Cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset for the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere. Quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong. He said, "nothing". I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it has nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say "I love you, too". When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted to do nothing with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I couldn't take it anymore, so I confronted him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. MY LIFE IS A DISASTER.

HIS DIARY

Today Pakistan lost the cricket match against England and Karachi. DAMN IT!!!

NOW THAT'S CALLED , SIMPLICITY OF MEN VS. COMPLEXITY OF WOMEN:)

Is there any objection guys????(lol)

5 tRuThS

1.You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because your an Idiot.

5. And there is still that stupid smile on your face over and over.

I apologize about this. I’m an idiot and I needed company. J